eddie.bumicyber.org - Suara Dari Keyboard Daddy

Aku dah lama ada akaun MySpace. Dari tahun 1983 lagi dah. Tapi tak nyer pernah aku bukak. Cuma bebaru ni, dalam rangka nak menarik bebudak melayu kat MySpace suh join UnMe pulak (huhuhu) rajin la aku jenguk. Dalam masa 2,3 hari dari 98 orang jer dalam friendlist aku, tetiber dah ada lebih 600 orang. uiks? Komen yg asalnya ada tak sampai 20 tetiber jadik seratus lebey. Huih! Tapi rupanya cara orang 'berMySpace' skang jauh berbeza dengan dulu.

1) Diorang communicate guna comment box kat profile area, not using the Private Message function. For what reason? I think simply because they want other people to read it as well at the same time promote him/herself to public. Zaman aku dulu comment box ni is like a friends testimonial like "Dia yang saya kenal sangat baik.. bla.. bla..".

2) Out of 10 girl, 8 will reply "Thanks for the add.. JANGAN LUPA COMMENT PICT KITA KEY?". Lawak betul aku baca. But that is the fact! Not just asking you to browse her picture gallery, but dont forget to give comment. Comment here definately does not mean KUTUK, but more to PUJI. In other words "Jangan lupa tengok gambar kita pas tuh puji kat ruangan comment tu key?"

3) Out of 10, 9 picture mesti possing dengan satu tangan menjulur kedepan. Biasalah. Snap sendiri pakai camera phone...

4) Most of them will give comment in your profile without even actually read your profile. That's why a lot of comment sounds very general such "Hi... asal mana?". No matter how big you write down about your bibliografi in there, they will still asking for the same question. So, dont wasting your time write about your personal stuff, if you still wanna do it, make sure you write it on others people comment box. So that you can drive his/her visitors traffic to yours as well.

5) Dont worry if you dont know what to comment on their profile. Simply put a cute picture especially with the one yang got glitter-glitter, sure they gonna like it. Not because you give comment to them, but more because you help decorating their page.

6) Gurl who has boyfriend will be very proud putting her picture with her boifriend as profile avatar (kissing pict, hugging pict, urghhh). But on a man side, jarang sikit. And if there is, mostly yang muka tak hensem tapi ada awek cun.

7) If looking at their picture gallery, we will notice yang kita sekarang ni definately dah jadi tapai. Nampak macam ubi, tapi dah takde rasa ubi. Nama islam tapi dah jauh sangat dari Islam. Sedih bila tengok adik-adik kat dalam tu jadik macam tu.

8) Nak lagik...? isk! dah la........

Neway, address myspace aku http://www.myspace.com/eddierestinpeace . Jangan lupa 'comment' pict kita yer? Hahahahmpeh!!

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